scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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