Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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