question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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