alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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