Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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