your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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