how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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