I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm at about main and main street
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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