were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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