So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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