Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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