you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I see more hoeing in ur future
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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