i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I just put wine in my tea
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Please don't give away my fajitas
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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