Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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