She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
