I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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