she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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