smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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