So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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