she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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