Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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