Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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