think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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