Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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