My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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