Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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