what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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