so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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