when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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