Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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