in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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