im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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