Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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