i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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