through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need to sanitize my soul.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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