i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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