this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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