what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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