Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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