think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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