escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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