I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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