Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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