we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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