you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I love you. Go after that dick
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Randomize
