Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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