i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
