Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Too much gin, very little bucket
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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