it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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