His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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