i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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