You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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